I got shit to do
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue