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Some wise words from Dame Julie.

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

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Posted by MindyLennon

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Posted by MindyLennon

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • shivers
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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rasharaptor:

overnight-shipping:

staywithme-untiltheveryend:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Ahh shit

SEVENTY ONE CANT GET A CREDIT CARD BUT WE TRUST ALL FISCAL POLICY TO BEGIN IN THE SENATE?!

GUYS AMERICA IS FUCKED HARDCORE

rasharaptor:

overnight-shipping:

staywithme-untiltheveryend:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Ahh shit

SEVENTY ONE CANT GET A CREDIT CARD BUT WE TRUST ALL FISCAL POLICY TO BEGIN IN THE SENATE?!

GUYS AMERICA IS FUCKED HARDCORE

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

part-time-stripper:

fuks:

camouflagegirl:

dohertypeter:

i still don’t understand why girls have to pay for pads and boys can get free condoms

girls HAVE to have their periods and boys don’t HAVE to have sex

This is the best post I have ever seen

because pads dont prevent disease and unwanted children
girls can also get free condoms

fine then i’ll just bleed on everything you love

That comment wins the internet^

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WHEN PEOPLE HAVE JOBS LINED UP AFTER GRADUATION

howdoiputthisgently:

AND I’M OVER HERE LIKE:

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superlockedintardis:

megslittlehellhound:

Imagine it:

You’re sitting in an internet-less cafe, with your computer and nothing to do on it because there’s no wifi

but then, a tall man, about 6 foot 4, with shaggy brown hair and broad shoulders comes in, and boom

network detected 

image

Is it because you found a hot spot?

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thingsthedoctortaughtme:

#90: The universe is big, it’s vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen, and we call them miracles. - Eleventh Doctor, “The Pandorica Opens” (S5 Ep12)

thingsthedoctortaughtme:

#90: The universe is big, it’s vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen, and we call them miracles. - Eleventh Doctor, “The Pandorica Opens” (S5 Ep12)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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cosmeticdisease:

can i have a full body massage

that turns into sex

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shypeople-problems:

probably one of the most annoying things ever. 

shypeople-problems:

probably one of the most annoying things ever. 

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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